i am also referring to the awkward conversation i shared today with my cute, tall co-worker that has been oddly silent around me since the day i started here. the extent of our interaction was one day when i was heating up my mashed potatoes...and he laughed. at my lunch.
today, i was in the kitchen, looking over the selection of muffins left after some meeting when he walks in, clearly hoping to get in on the muffin action as well. this, our first conversation, went as follows:
him: "friday snack time, huh?"
want i wanted to say:
"yes more sugar! exactly what i don't need today!"
me: "oh yeah, exactly what i do...uh...need!"
him: *sympathetic chuckle* "yeah"
*crickets*
*me clumsily dropping several pieces of watermelon on the floor then looking at him to see if he's noticed. he has*
me: "i'm just going to, you know, keep throwing food on the floor..." *embarrassed chuckle*
him: *more sympathetic chuckles* "well, it is friday?"
me: "it sure is" *awkward pause* "well, enjoy."
........
the secret's out.
i am awkward. so awkward.
to make up for my awkwardness, i will share a song with you that i have had on repeat all morning.
well, enjoy
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